Funny Retirement Quotes
The best collection of funny retirement quotes that you can use to celebrate a retirement.
- The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons - Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
- Gene Perret - There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
- Robert Half - Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
- Gene Perret - I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.
- Merri Brownworth - When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez - In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.
- Mason Cooley - Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
- Gene Perret - A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris - I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
- Gene Perret - Retired is being twice tired, I've thought
First tired of working
Then tired of not
- Richard Armour - When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
- Gene Perret