Funny Retirement Messages

The best collection of funny retirement messages that you can use to wish someone a happy retirement.
  • Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
  • The money is no better in retirement, but the hours are.
  • He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
  • Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
  • One of the problems with retirement is that it gives you more time to read about all the problems of retirement.
  • Don't worry about having enough money after retirement. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.
  • Lucky you, no more Mondays for you.
  • Retirement
    No job
    No stress
    No pay
  • Think about the millions you have earned over the years for your company in your career; then ask yourself why you weren't able to retire sooner.
  • The best time to begin thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
  • Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
  • Congratulations on being tired and retired.
  • Congratulations on extending your weekend by 5 days.
  • Congratulations on your retirement. Now you have more time to work on everything that you've been putting off for so long.

  • Congratulations, you were tired so you retired.
  • Congratulations! Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've been putting off.

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